Military jokes

| Page 1 | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

Next military jokes »

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.

As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place...

Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?"

Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."

Rating: 2.8 |

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to send over a dozen of their most trustworthy students.

The Captain hesitated, then said, "Would it also be possible to send a dozen or so of the other kind?"

Rating: 3.2 |

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

"You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"

"Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' --- that did it."

Rating: 3.4 |

- Who likes music? - asks a commander.

- Two soldiers step forward.

- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Rating: 2.2 |

The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real."

"It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe."

"Well," said the manager, "for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play."

Rating: 1.8 |

Next military jokes »

| Page 1 | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

Browse all the jokes by category:

  • Aardvark jokes

  • Accountant jokes

  • Answer me this jokes

  • Ant jokes

  • Apple jokes

  • Aviation jokes

  • Baby jokes

  • Banana jokes

  • Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

  • Barbie doll jokes

  • Bath jokes

  • Beauty jokes

  • Bed jokes

  • Bicycle jokes

  • Biologist jokes

  • Bird jokes

  • Birthday jokes

  • Blind jokes

  • Blonde jokes

  • Book title jokes

  • Brother and sister jokes

  • Burger jokes

  • Bus jokes

  • Business jokes

  • Cannibal jokes

  • Car and train jokes

  • Cat jokes

  • Children jokes

  • Christmas jokes

  • Clinton jokes

  • College jokes

  • Computer jokes

  • Cow jokes

  • Cowboy jokes

  • Criminal jokes

  • Dance jokes

  • Dead and dying jokes

  • Dentist jokes

  • Dinosaur jokes

  • Divorce jokes

  • Doctor and nurse jokes

  • Dog jokes

  • E-mail jokes

  • Easter jokes

  • Elephant jokes

  • Ethnic jokes

  • Face jokes

  • Farmer jokes

  • Firefighter jokes

  • Fishing jokes

  • Food jokes

  • Frog jokes

  • Ghost jokes

  • Gorilla jokes

  • Hair and bald jokes

  • Halloween jokes

  • Heaven and hell jokes

  • History jokes

  • Horse jokes

  • Humor jokes

  • Hunting jokes

  • Idiot and fool jokes

  • Insect jokes

  • Internet jokes

  • Journalist jokes

  • Judge jokes

  • King Kong jokes

  • Knock Knock jokes

  • Lawyer jokes

  • Letter jokes

  • Lotto jokes

  • Marriage jokes

  • Men jokes

  • Mental health jokes

  • Military jokes

  • Money jokes

  • Monster jokes

  • Mouse jokes

  • Movie and TV jokes

  • Music jokes

  • Old age jokes

  • Parent jokes

  • Pig jokes

  • Police jokes

  • Political jokes

  • Rabbit jokes

  • Religious jokes

  • Restaurant jokes

  • Salesmen jokes

  • School jokes

  • Snake jokes

  • Snowman jokes

  • Space jokes

  • Spelling jokes

  • Sport jokes

  • Teeth jokes

  • Telephone jokes

  • Time jokes

  • Travel and tourist jokes

  • Vampire jokes

  • Various animal jokes

  • Waiter jokes

  • Weather jokes

  • Witch jokes

  • Women jokes

  • Yo momma jokes

  • Zodiac jokes

  • Zoo jokes
  • ...or read some samples at jokes directory.