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A general calls a colonel:
- Do you have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do.
- Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head"
The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".
"What is you position?" asked ATC
"You got radar you find us" Air Force One replied.
After a few minutes ATC announced "Air Force One we're changing frequency"
"What frequency are you changing to?" asked Air Force One
"You've got 720 channels - you find us!" ATC replied.
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